Behind the veil of secrecy — The Methodist Conspiracy

By Dan Ehl

I was disappointed by Dan Brown’s shoddy research behind his book, “The Da Vinci Code.”

In it, he has the The Opus Dei, a Catholic group, portrayed as secret rogue killers out to destroy the bloodline of Jesus and Mary and stamp out the memory of an early Christian feminist-goddess movement.

Filled with secret religious sects such as the Knights of Templar, centuries-long conspiracies, codes hidden in Leonardo Da Vinci's works and albino assassins, it does make for a good read.

But through my own esoteric research into the dark plots hidden in twisted tangles of intrigue, I’ve found that the Catholics are getting a bum rap.

Having this dangerous knowledge could put my life in danger, but I am determined to bring the truth out in a book I am writing — “The Methodist Conspiracy.”

Yes, there is a secret world order and it is controlled by a covert Methodist hierarchy. With the following evidence, I will prove the United Methodist Women organization is a front for training an elite band of female assassins that have already taken out one American president — William McKinley.

The book will also show that the Methodists are at this moment in a life and death struggle with an arcane and evil cabal known as the Skull and Bones Society. Yes, the same Yale-based secret society that initiates only 15 seniors each year. Members include Presidents George Bush and William Howard Taft, numerous members of Congress, media moguls, Wall Street financiers, CIA agents and the scions of some of the wealthiest families in the United States.

Under pain of death, an oath of secrecy is sworn by all members about the group and its freakish rituals, which include kissing a skull as an initiation rite.

Skull and Bones has been traced to a German secret society called the Thule society, which is closely interconnected with German Theosophists. It has also been linked to numerous clandestine incomes such as the global opium trade.

But let’s start with these facts:

• The Knights of Templar found a treasure and mystical secrets from ancient Egypt when they tunneled beneath Jerusalem's Temple Mount during the Crusades. They also were in contact with Jewish cabalists and influenced by the followers of Hasan Ibn Sabah, shadowy Arab assassins who smoked hashish rather than use alcohol.

• On May 10, 1310, 54 of the Knights of Templar were burned alive in Paris by King Phillip I and the rest fled into hiding — splitting into secret societies such as the Masons, Illuminati and the Rosicrucians, named after the rose on the cross used by the Templars.

• Many first fled to Holland where the only known portrait of Illuminati leaders was made and can now be seen on the Dutch Masters cigar boxes. They then fled to Scotland where they supposedly took their vast treasures and even fought for King Robert. The disappearance of the huge Templar fleet remains a mystery today.

• John Wesley, founder of the Methodist Church in 1739. While in England, he was on intimate terms with Count Nicholas Zinzendorf, an infamous Rosicrucian.

• Wesley made a number of trips to Scotland and spent considerable time in Ireland preaching to the miners.

• Wesley made a deal with the underground sect of Rosicrucians in Scotland and transported the Templar treasure to secret mines in Ireland — which went to finance the church’s sudden spread across England and into the New World.

• Samuel Wesley, nephew of John Wesley and son of the Rev. Charles Wesley, the famous hymn writer, was a noted Masonic member.

• The first Duke of Wellington, Arthur Wesley, and a close relative to John, was initiated as a Freemason in 1790.

• Google “Methodist,” “obituary” and “Templars” and you will find page after page of people who are Methodists and members of the Masonic Lodge or Knights of Templar.

• Like the Templars who drew from a number of other religions, occults and secret societies to horde ancient, powerful teachings, the Methodists have often been supportive of the rights of primitive minorities — while they gained their ancient warrior and magical skills. And like the Arab assassin cult, Methodists historically have been against alcohol, though I’m not saying a lot are into hashish — yet.

• Martha Brown, a famous 1800s Methodist temperance leader, was also the first woman to head a chapter of Independent Order of Good Templars.

• Methodist women have often used secret codes. A 10-part "quilt code" was used by them to inform prospective fugitives on the Underground Railroad. The signal-post display of 10 separate quilts would organize and lead slaves through the Appalachian mountains to Cleveland, Ohio, and from there to Canada.

• President William McKinley was pressured into the Spanish-American War by Skull and Crossbone members bent on world domination .

• A supposedly peaceful organization of Methodist women visited McKinley to protest the war and brutal subjugation of the native Filipino people.

• The fierce Moslem Moros tribes of the Philippines with their deadly kris swords battled American soldiers to a standstill. Moros warriors were said to have magical powers in battle and believed in a spirit known as Bal-Bal, a creature with the body of a man and the wings of a bird. Bal-Bal’s dining habits included eating the livers from unburied bodies.

• The fighting continued and soon after McKinley was assassinated and it was nefariously blamed on an anarchist. Coincidence? I think not.

• Methodists have been in the forefront of defending Native American rights — while learning enigmatic precepts from their medicine men and warriors. Apache warriors were credited with being able to run 50 miles without stopping and travel faster than mounted soldiers.

• Geronimo, the most wily of Apache warriors, was baptized into the Methodist Church in Medicine Creek, Oklahoma Territory.

• Thumbing their noses at the Methodists, Skull and Bones Society members stole Geronimo’s skull and spirited it away to their headquarters at Yale. According to a 1918 letter from one member to another member, among the grave robbers was President Bush’s grandfather, Prescott Bush. This occurred when a group of Army volunteers from Yale were stationed at Fort Sill during World War I.

As you can see, the Da Vinci Code has it all wrong. It appears the rest of us are all just pawns in this secret battle between the Methodists and the Cross Bones Society. I hope my book can shed a light on these sinister power struggles.

For my next projects, I plan to expose other religious conspiracies. Just what part did the Presbyterians play in the faking of Elvis’ death (Rev. Giles Card denies any knowledge, but what do you expect him to say?) How much did the Church of the Brethren know before 9/11? What part did the Assembly of God play in the Kennedy assassination? Why did a group of Lutherans suddenly change their minds and not board the Titanic? Stay tuned.



Dan Ehl writes for Daily Iowegian in Centerville, Iowa.

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